Term 1: Blog 77

Whoot! It's blog 77! Double lucky number! Huzzah! :D Time to party mah pants out!

But sadly, blog 77 isn't lucky for Teh Platypus King. It's was more like blog 66. Double Devils number. So...we started the day fine, with the brain exploding powers of English. And due to the fact that I skipped 40-50 minutes of class last time, I was a little behind schedule. Though I don't have one. So yeah.

And than...we were teleported from English class, all the way to Socials in a blink of an eye! Or maybe even faster! Gee, Ms.Greskiw sure hates us [Aka: ME]. So yeah, my fugly Pictorial map was due today, and to stall for time, we forced Ms.Wagner to give us around 20 minutes to finish up. And with that done...I had to talk about iPods! [And if you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, than this is what an iPod would look like. Click Here].

Before Kevin continues this blog, he would like to announce that he will type in Third person now. Because Third person is all more mysterious and more cool. And maybe even give you a break from all this "Happy writing" which to him...sounds more like "Hippy writing".

So and from thereforth, it was lunch. So Kevin and his pals went striaght BACK to Ms.Greskiw's class to bug her brains out for booktests. Today, Kevin risked his neck again! But this time he didn't not do 1 booktest, nor 2, but 3. Thats a school record! Thats because Ms.Greskiw is a cranky old lady that whips us if we do more than two at a time. So Kevin risked more than just his neck, he risked him gettin' the good old rip too.

We now find our Protagonist Kevin, carefully and secretly stalking Jian Vern and Sean to the Library...little do they know th- oh wait. They know. Pfft, spoilers. So...Kevin begins to stalk into the library, but it caught having to push the black stick thing. If he pushes it, his position is ruined, but if he doesn't....than his mission ends with a 4 letter word, starts with F the second letters a vowel, and isn't very nice. Oh! The screen goes blank! And we than find our hero, stranded in a sea of useless information that just gets pushed out of his cramped brain! How amusing!

And than...the dreaded science test awaits our young hero, as he boldly rushes to Science, and without studying a little more, falls asleep on the desk. But, he is awaken by the sounds of paper, and he awakes to see his arch nemesis. The dreaded Test. It's infamous around the world, responsible for people going mentally retarded. And what does our hero do? He yawns and goes back to sleep. But minutes later, he is now forced to deal with this ugly science test creature. And theres the first blow! Kevin slams the paper on the desk, and begins to beat it to a pulp! Oh! And after a row of beautiful planned strikes, the test finally falls down into Help blue basket. Responsible for checking to see if the test is done for.

And than our hero slowly walks towards Badminton class, as his sidekick pals have been caught playing Basketball.

Teh Platypus King,
-iRemember