stalking101.

1. Don't make obvious lies. eg: I'm (person's name), when (person's name) has just left your house LOL.
2. Don't get caught.
eg: Found outside house when they live in another city.
3. Don't be inconsistent.
eg: tell someone you're doing this, but then forget and then tell them something different. It's really hard to cover up.
4. Don't trust the person you're stalking.
eg: If they tell you that they're sleeping...chances are they're awake since they just told you they're sleeping.
5. Don't stalk more than one person at a time.
eg: stalk two people at once, and they group together and find out who you are.
6. Don't be retarded.
eg: don't call someone a b--ch if you want to 'talk' to them. that puts them off. >_>
7. Don't make anonymous texts using a number from Pennsylvania, I don't want to pay for it.

Dear you, I hope this blog finds you in your moment of need, and realize, you can simply CALL me if you want to talk so bad.