t3b52 speshwul4.hoesica

uhm, this transvestite thing isn't going out very well for me. As you can see (Well, I hope not) theres nothing there...wheres the implant! D:

I went to get my allergies checked at the allergy place thingy.I got my allergies tested and foudn out I had a lot of things that i'm alergic too
Like:

Sean
Sean
SEan
Sean
Tasimer
Sean
Sean
Man Tou
Cereal
Appetizers from my favourite restuarant that take up 50% of a day's worth of carloie intake
All the good i eat,
Carmen
Yuchen
Iris
A's on my report Card
86% and ups
and you.

Then I had my English skit practice with my group of hoes. Mangwhore1(Yuchen), mangwhore2 (Aaron) and hoe3(Vania) came over. we allowed Mangwhore1 to embrace the dream he has always longed for, the dream of being able to wear female clothing.

He ripped apart my closet, and began to put on a dress. He first took off his shirt, and then his pants(I was not spying on him and his nakedness). Then, he slide his legs i-YOUWISHLOL.
Stupid hentais.

And if any of you have good deductive senses, you'd notice I'm allergic to Mangwhore1, which means i couldn't have spied on his nakeness!

...Though it's still disturbing either way.

Since he couldn't fit into the dress, that I own for unknown reasons, he put on a bigger dress, which i don't understand how I have one if the other one fits me perfectly, and again, Mangwhore2 had a nice look at it beforehand. Nothing is being implied here.

After, I played animal wario with hoe3 and contacted Mangwhore3 (Kevin) because we couldn't beat level 1, because we are videogame-ically disabled. Yes, thats a word.

Then hoe3 left and I was the sole hoe in the br---el. Though it isn't much of a br---el if theres only one hoe there....maybe just an unpopular one?

So yeah, i took this time to...

eatmoarmunchappetizersmunchfrommunchmyfavmunchrestmunchrantmuncheventhoughmunchiammunchallergicmunchmunchmunch.

Dayum, I'll never have enough ofmunch the foodmunch. :)

-Cowsica.

T3B51 - Spweshul3- lolololggnore.

yesh, ggnore hoes.

COSPLAYERS, MOVE OUT! (Transformers reference here);
ZOMG IT ARE DECEPTECONS! ZOMG COSPLAY
-insert transformer's transforming sfx-

Kay. So last night, I had a fun time with my love, sean. In allit's phrasing, it would've been a happeh ending, but sadly....coughsizecough. in order to feel the pain i oh-so rightfully deserve, i began to emo myself. having already saved some of sean's "glue" i poured it into my eyes in replacements of my "contacts", which he used as a c----m because of his small stature. I'm not planning to put these "contacts" into the "cookiejar" anytime soon, as i used them last night, and I think there isn't enough left.

back to the hoefest!

...yeah. we we're out hoe'd. i had a unhappy ending, but the other "player" had quite a happy one...with me. my entire body is sore from their abuse, and I don't think i'll be joining anymore of these hoefests with hoe1 or hoe2.

at least, during the "contest", i had made great "saves" (no pregnancy testing needed) and "passes" (transferring of glue). I landed on my bust and the soon to be baby during a save as the opponent was a quick shot. i didn't have time for a proper counter attack against him, so i just took it like a woman and had my way with it.

holy crap, worst experience of my life. I'm afraid what may show up in 8monthes time (if you didn't know, theres an allusion/metaphor here);. Should I get abort'd? Have sean overpower theirs? I'll do it later, right now, I need some alone time....with mah trusty vibrating phone.

I feel bad, i think this is guilt. or maybe regret? guilty that I cheated, regretful that i didn't have sean take me first. but at least it's allright now as I have mah food.

MUNCHMUNCMUNCHIHATELIFEMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHGODTAKEMUNCHMUNC-MEMUNCMUNCHNAOMUNCH D:

I think i should check myself + sean for aids....

'nyways, tiam to go have some fun with that phone....
-Hoesica.

T3:B49 - SPECIAL: JessicaCosplayAttempt1

Yeah. I'm a female now. -looks down- ... or maybe not...

Urk, can't actually believe we ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THIS FOR A WEEK! (Says someone);
...I just did a semi-colon. TOO MUCH PROGRAMMING!

Plus, I don't know jack about jessica's days. I'm not a stalker like Alex...
...
..
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FINE OKAY. I AM. GEEZ, HAPPY?!
But for today, I became a studious person, and took (copy'd) notes. :)

-timeztocosplayjessica?-

FOODMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHYUMMUNCHMUNCHMOARFOODPLIXMUNCHMUNCHWHYAMIFATMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHFOODMUNCHSEANMUNCH LOL.
Okay, it starts NOW. -truth-

Bleh. I feel like I'm dropping. Dropping not only in height (LOL), but academically as well. It feels pretty bad, coming from a past with straight A's or almost straights, I look at my term 2 reportcard with dislike. It's like trading spots with someone(LOLNOTALLUSION/FORESHADOW), and having their grades as mine. I must try hardar!

AS- bleh. Didn't do much there. We had to watch a 20min video about some old guy talking 'bout creativity. kinda creepy. (fail video loading too);

Foods - ...oh yeah, it didn't happen yet, French first.
French - Today's class was stupid, lame and boring. Ms. Chuaqui had us all describe ourselves,IN FRENCH, and then have the rest of the class guess at it. I (probably) wrote about -seanandfood- me being a kind a generous person who likes to eat FOOOOOOD. (No wonder I'm in foods...);
Foods...take2- I'm scared to go to restuarants. Apprantly, some appetizers have 1/2 the daily calorie intake...maybe I shouldn't eat as much. MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH.
Afterschool, the first thing I had was booktests. I think I failed mine....
Then, I went an ran Langara (for no beeping reason) with vania. Apprantly my other "self" says it was "SOOO REFRESHING!".
Later, I watched the jr. ultimate team and finally understood how ultimate works. It's kinda a game for old people, but I guess there are more intense games too?

Dayum, time sure goes by fast this year. It's like BAM, and the year's done. I guess time really does go fast when your having fun.

-LOLJESSICACLONE.